Name: Bjorn (real name unknown)
Location: Westminster Bridge, Saturday 21st April 2007, 3.15pm.
Description: A bloke standing on Westminster Bridge shouting "The Thames should be blue not brown!"

• Skill - 1/5 (He just about managed to write a sign)
• Style - 3/5 (Interesting facial hair)
• Danger - -1/5 (He looks in danger of getting a punch)
• Context - 4/5 (This is a pretty absurd way to spend a lovely Saturday afternoon)
• Overall - 1.75/5

Not sure who he thought should actually dye the Thames blue or how, but he kind of has a point... or not. Oh I dunno - he's just a weird!